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sad-cunt:

even if im not horny im still pretty horny

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jamjardines:

jamjardines:

MY FRIEND APRIL JUST TOLD ME THAT A GUY IN HER DORM BUILDING HAS A TATTOO OF A CAT RIDING A PIZZA SKATEBOARD AND IT SAYS “GET MEOWTA HERE”

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i wasn’t kidding okay

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holdyourorgasm:

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awakened-hippie:

hippie-galaxy:

Clever way to keep the tourists at bay. Protect our plants!

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joshverdi:

It’s been busy today. So busy I’ll take a selfie
llbwwb:

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rimearien:

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